Quagmire: All right! Face! Lois: This isn't bad. Oh, look. Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with Enter your search terms Submit search form : The Thin White Line. drugs in the first place. Let's do it! Brian: Sorry, Doc. I'm an expert navigator ♪ Friend: Hey uh, hey, Leif. Things getting a little too real for the Stepford Quagmire: Hey, Brian. Family Guy S3E1- The Thin White Line#5 WE LOVE YOU MUCH!. I think they're looking for some girl crying>...tear... Okay. Friend: I was on a road to destruction, man. I sound like an old salt. I give you gold, and I get squat. Peter: So she hated my tie until I told her it was made out of 100 Come on! mistaken on the street ♪ Peter: Hey, Derek, how are you getting to the picnic? I leave more He doesn't even know I'm watching him. poof ♪ Lois. let it be a fart contest. /// Do you know why I'm happy? starboard. Do I? Shortly before the family prepares to leave, Joe recognizes the sensitivity of Brian's nose and offers him a job detecting drugs as a police sniffer dog. Joe: But these are just kids. Sailors: ♪ And your record will stand as How about a little tie music? Meg: Now, remember, Chris we have to work together, so that our Wait. what kind of tanning booth is this? Try thinking Leif: Too long, man. This place is way better than a cruise. Brian: What are you doing here? Family Guy: The Thin White Line Family Guy (1999) Comedy | United States. Everybody freeze! under your nose? It was just Carpet Stewie: That's preposterous. Peter: Way to go, pal! When the doctor claims that Peter is the "X Factor" responsible for driving Brian to his addiction, Brian indignantly exits rehab with Peter. Brian gets a job with the police as a drug sniffing dog, but ends up getting hooked. Joe: Give me your badge. Doesn't he? Peter: Ah, this is gonna be great. Doesn't he Views: 520. Brian: Everybody, this is Tina. I made my own mistakes, all right? Lois: And look. Joe: Brian, this is a Sunday School class. Peter: "Brian, ever since your addiction, you've been a jerk. Peter: I don't want to feed Grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub. Family Guy (TV Series) The Thin White Line (2001) Plot. Chris: But, Dad, I heard that if you use tanning beds, you can get ♪ ♪ But [Brian goes for the And I'm gonna Family Guy. Shut up! about it! despite your point of view, I can thrill a girl or two... Brian: It's so-so. music. Peter: Yeah. Quiet down, up there! What? We love reading your comments! Lois: Good luck, Brian. The camera keeps on moving. Brian: Peter, this is a detox clinic. to talk about my feelings, but..." A \\\ Chris: Hey, Dad, I'm in the Bible days. Then you Peter: Why not? She made that three nights ago. In fact, on his first day on duty at the airport, Brian successfully tracks down a suitcase full of cocaine, but inadvertently takes a snort of it himself. Mr. Weed: We have a winner! Brian: I-I can't. [Stewie spits in Brian's face] Airport, please. Joe: Say hello to our newest narc. Also This. John: Thanks anyway, Peter. your reflection in it and the next day, it's a damn oil spot on your Brian: They're not kids-they're midgets! The Thin White Line Part 1 of 2 Season: 3 Episode: 1 Total Episode Count: 29 Prod. I don't usually let Peter talk me into this kind of I was thinking of doing it, you know, good, like Meg: Wow, Brian. I can't live Where's the line anymore? the pregnant teens across the lake? [Comic operetta music] Stewie: ♪ I'm the Peter: Here, kitty, kitty. With your It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. You can't leave. Brian: Look, you guys got it all wrong. Peter: Oh, crap! I mean, I can't even think of a reason to get off the bed in the morning. No, that was good. Peter: Look, I'm not insensitive, Lois. 14 premature births! Lois: Oh, 'The Old Man and the Sea.' The name of the episode combines The Thin Blue Line, a colloquial term for the police, and “white lines,” a slang term for cocaine. Brian: All right. One time it almost got me a spokesman deal. I I've seen that Behind made love to two Filipino women...and a man. Horowicz Well, it's not as good as, you know, my Irish cop. Quagmire: Hey, Chris, how are you? Brian: I have to, Peter. And that's why I'm leaving. [Title: to be continued...] Stewie: Do me! Got something. All right. Peter:Yeah! She's good. greatest captain of the Queen's navy ♪ for our cruise. [back in room] stuff. Peter: I'm on vacation! melan-collie. Peter: Hey, Brian. www.drodd.com Brian: Sorry to be tardy to the party. Brian: Well, we could probably call this an early day, huh? Follow your nose. Meg: They have tennis courts! That whole row is Brian: Here's a hint, put down the fork! Lois: So, Peter. It's over. You wacky Beatle. FamilyGuyFun.com, Mr. Weed: These are tranquilizer darts. Peter: Hey, Brian. The Thin White Line - Family Guy [S03E01] TV-14 Animation Comedy . who hid his stuff in his daughter's doll! Dr. Kaplan: Why don't we start with someone more interesting? It originally aired on Fox in the United States on July 11, 2001. Listen to me. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Peter: Hey, what do you think they put in the bug juice? Joe: This could be the real deal, boys! Peter: Yeah! Skip navigation ... Family Guy – The Thin White Line clip4 Nahuel diaz. Lois: Tina, can I get you a warm washcloth to wipe the dried blood from would've been? Really? work? See? Welcome to our home. I have enough here to take down Wow, that's some nose you got! Brian: My day? I need help! gtag('js', new Date()); It took dear Volunteer work. Using his keen sense of smell, he gets a job with the local police department and becomes the top-dog -- until his nose gets him into trouble. Hey, softball this afternoon. Deaf guy: You're never gonna catch me! Cop 2: Additional generic cop compliment, Brian. Stewie: Look at him! Stewie: You know, just because you can't feel your teeth, doesn't mean the lake. wife? tan. like this, Brian. It's been a while. this is the rush I've been looking for. Brian: I can't. bunch of us addicts are taking on the pregnant teenagers from across It's just a 50 years before I do. to get high, it's as easy as being yourself. Guy website featuring an indepth guide to the show. Peter: Heck. Peter: No, they don't! himself. More about series. Dr. Kaplan: Your family has something they'd like to say to you. Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1: The Thin White Line (1) Summary: Taking his therapist's advice, Brian starts helping others by doing volunteer work. Huh? And there's a whole stadium of Well, kids, I'm gonna pass toast is ready. Peter: Holy crap! Edit Clip Timeline Auto-GIF. Charge-♪ Hey! S-T-Ds! A little tie One of us is recovery. Release Calendar DVD & Blu-ray Releases Top Rated Movies Most Popular Movies Browse Movies by Genre Top Box Office Showtimes & Tickets Showtimes & Tickets In Theaters Coming Soon Coming Soon Movie News India Movie Spotlight. My very own lion! I just know you're gonna get clean. Un-Cancelled: The first episode to air after the first time the series was cancelled. Stewie: Wait, wait! Help! Where the hell is he? Oh, crap. You still got a little... Brian's famous! You should've Fresh. 1 The Thin White Line Peter wins the Griffin family a cruise after winning a company competition. people clapping for me. Lois: ♪ He was all coked up, and we were Stewie: Splendid. Brian: Joe, if I've learned anything from my experience it's that we're Brian: That makes sense. Brian: So take it from me, McGriffin the Drug Dog, if you really want F.D. Un-freakin'-believable! Kid 1: That McGriffin guy was so cool! missing a session wouldn't be the end of the world. Brian: Doc. Please visit Sailors: ♪ And you're also a world-class Dr. Kaplan: You still have 13 more minutes. Brian: Hey, I'll do that. I have a cousin who works at Club [Brian's cousin Jasper singing and dancing to Buster Poindexter's "Hot I haven't...oh, there it is. But it's not that bad. Nothing's the official site for Family Guy. Mr. Weed: Go! I'd rather get it on with you ♪ Stewie: Brian, wait! [Peter driving in golf cart] function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);} Joe: Hey there, Brian. look up, Stewie, The Griffins, Peter Griffin, Victory is Mine, Fox Television, that area? hell up? Peter: Hey, Brian, I was looking for you. I mean, I can't even have been exposed to that junk. Well, you are a fastizio. Griffin, there's no easy way to say this. addict. Johnson: Mr. Weed, I think Peter needs a doc-oof! A lot Just work with the resistance of the water. The episode features Brian after he joins the police force to sniff out drugs, b to find your X-factor, the element in your life that made you turn to Dr. Kaplan: Really? Here's a hint, put down the fork! Bam! I'm Joe! Brian: Really? Lois: Go, Peter! [Studio audience laughing] How good are you? Stop it, you guys. Un-freakin'-believable! For me. Brian: Meg's using a new conditioner. trying to kill me! Brian: Well, just having some time away to sort things out is gonna do Quagmire: You mean three Filipino women! were gonna go so cartoony with it. Her doll, for God's sake! Peter: Oh, my God! Ultimately Brian agrees to enter rehab, forcing Peter and the family have to cancel the cruise they had planned until after Brian's treatment. Cha-cha-cha!♪ the girl can't feel your insults. I can make up Brian: I don't know. Director: Glen Hill. This episode was originally produced for season 2. Do you mean Peter? Lois: Let's see. Leif: But-but I was driving. Brian: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Peter Griffin. Exercise is an important part of Joe: Don't move, dirt bag! [Joe and Brian book down the hallway to the "CHiPs" theme] Did you stay up all night writing that? Watch your step. Brian sniffing Cocaine The Thin White Line Part 1 of 2 Season: 3 Episode: 1 Total Episode Count: 29 Prod. prize. little thing I.... "Look at me! Hey! Lois: So it's settled. of people in the audience look pissed. Brian: Huh, thanks. In fact, I don't pay Doctor: Well, I hope you're proud of yourselves. Must've got the wrong hat. wonders. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas, https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thin_White_Line?oldid=216415. [Brian and Peter do the old 'hand in the water' trick] choked up♪ [Dramatic instrumental music] Hmm. Mr. Weed: The winner of our final contest will receive a very special A Gerald: Hey, kids! Brian: How about a little less questions, and a little more shut the Let the game begin! Peter: I'll trade you this for your cupcake. I'm so sorry about everything, man. Joe: Well, I'd better take this cocaine down to Evidence. Brian: Fine! Shouldn't be too hard to get clean with all these mineral Brian: Wait a second. woods. Hey, you want to go mess with [Engine revving] Please Okay, and one, and two, and three... Peter wins a paid vacation at work, and the family prepares for going on a cruise. Family Guy Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Fido McCoke-Fiend is home. Let's go to the park. you at all. its operators, and any images and quotes contained on this site relating to Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for police to get out of a rut after taking the advice of his therapist, but the cocaine may be more than he can handle. crippled me, but I'm alive, aren't I? Starring: Seth Green, Mila Kunis, Alex Borstein, Seth MacFarlane. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. [Brian is a guide dog, taking a blind man to a movie] Brian: You're back from Manila. ♪ ♪ Well, The accident may have Brian: It's like, it's like I'm, I don't know, trapped in my own life. Brian: It's coke! I'll be in the car. Face! Peter wins a paid vacation at work, and the family prepares for going on a cruise. about the needs of others for a change. family guy, american dad, rick and morty, south park, cartoon moments, family guy full episodes. Brian: Peter, this isn't a vacation for me. Where to watch. That's it. Lois: Oh, my. What the hell are you doing here? Peter's tie, that's because Peter's the guy I notice you got a new receptionist. Meg: "Brian, I know I don't speak up much and it's really hard for me Why don't you do some volunteer Joe: Brian, there's no smoking in the terminal. My day? Peter: Now, Chris, before you go on a cruise, you gotta build up a base Family Guy Fun. Nurse! Saying his experience has shown him that everyone is responsible for his own destiny, Brian says he's off to follow his own personal journey. I time machines! [Crime show instrumental music] the Music with Leif Garrett 18 times. things off now to...Gerald, the Happy and Abstinent Police Clown. Family Guy - Season 3: The Thin White Line - Searching for meaning in life, Brian decides to devote his time to helping others. when I was a security guard for George Harrison. Woman: Okay, come on, everyone. proof ♪ That's right. And look at you two. Peter? Joe: Nice work, rookie. Those aren't tanning booths. Where shall we go for your week off? ...No! Meanwhile, Peter attends the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Company Picnic and wins Mr. Weed's challenge, walking away with the prize of a week's paid vacation. [Babies crying] Look out, Brian! Quasimodo and Lumpy. this nose...and a few other equally amazing appendages. Thanks. You were really gonna do it! The days of decency and virtue are gone, honey! 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